Never . . . pick the middle urinal!

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Urinal Etiquette

November 27, 2011
By: Josh Sharrow

Almost every guy in the world has used a urinal.

Surprisingly enough, not every guy knows proper urinal etiquette.

Let's just assume we're in a restroom with 3 urinals.

Let's pretend Bobby is using the middle urinal.

Never . . . I repeat myself . . . never use the middle urinal.

If you are the first guy into the restroom, using the middle urinal, leaves the next guy in line no choice, but to use a stall with a toilet.

Personally, I've waited for a few minutes, or washed my hands, because "Bobby" is using the middle urinal.

Proper urinal etiquette calls for "Bobby" to use Urinal #3.

The urinal all the way to the right provides a certain amount of security for the "average" male.

The right urinal applies to everyone, unless of course you have a lazy eye.

I'm not picking on you by any means, if your left eye is the lazy one, you should never pick the right urinal. It gives the middle urinal picker, the feeling your one eye is staring at him.

No one eyed jokes . . . this is a family publication.

Now, let's move to the scenario that Urinal 1 & 3 are being used.

The only urinal available is the middle one.

DON'T DO IT!!!

That would put you in a situation where you would have a guy (way to close) on each side of you. Remember . . . Don't pick the middle stall.

The correct procedure to follow in this situation, would be to make the intelligent choice, and use a stall.

If we all could just learn to practice proper urinal etiquette, this world would be a much more comfortable place to pee in . . . excuse that . . . it was supposed to say "be in."