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All I Want For Christmas Is . . . Whaaaaaat?

December 8, 2014       Leave a Comment
By: O. J. Cunningham

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YEAH ..... TOAST"
 

For Christmas this year . . .

I want a digital toaster . . . that makes perfect toast . . . controlled by an iPhone App . . .

The toaster will know:

  • where the toaster is geographically (allow gps to know your location) located on Google Earth
  • the relative humidity and temperature in the kitchen
  • the brand name and thickness of the bread to be used (I'll use the App)
  • the "best used by" date of the bread (I'll use the App)
  • the temperature of the bread inserted between the wires
  • the desired light/dark end-product requirement (I'll use the App)




    Click Above to hear Heywood Banks sing "Yeah, Toast" . . .


    Click Here For: Perfect Toast, Every Time . . . . . .


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    O. J. Cunningham is the Publisher of MyBayCity.com. Cunningham previously published Sports Page & Bay City Enterprise. He is the President/CEO of OJ Advertising, Inc.

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