Scented Jeans

July 18, 2014       1 Comments
By: Josh Sharrow

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That's right, you read "Scented Jeans"!

A Portuguese jean company Salsa has five different styles of scented skinny jeans up on its site: blueberry, strawberry, orange, lemon, and apple.

There are two simple things wrong with this.

1. Anyone who buys "Scented Jeans" probably won't fit in a pair of Skinny Jeans.
2. Nobody wants fruity flavored pants.

Give me a good pair of Bacon Bell Bottoms and I'll buy 2 pair right now. Maybe even Bailey's Irish Cream would be better than lemon. I have a feeling that lemon pants would probably smell like you sat on a can of Pledge.

I've Got it!!

Cupcake Pants!

Is that a cupcake I smell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Krispride Says:       On October 23, 2014 at 09:51 PM This made me LOL. :D

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Josh Sharrow
Sharrow is the Sales Manager, columnist, writer, coffee maker for O.J. Advertising and an on-air personality for 98 KCQ. More from Josh Sharrow

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