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Artificial Booger Flavoring

November 26, 2012       Leave a Comment
By: Josh Sharrow

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While drinking a cup of S'Mores flavored coffee this weekend during the "Stocking The Trailer Toy Drive", I realized I have a great job!

Imagine the guy who has to test out all of these strange artificial flavors until they come up with the right mixture.

How do they even do this?

Artificial flavors?

So let me get this straight . . . I'm drinking S'Mores flavored coffee that doesn't contain any chocolate, marshmallows or graham crackers?

While I can't deny, it could be the best taste treat I've experinced since Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts, it completely freaks me out. I'm not kidding you it tastes like a "campfire in a mug."

Who comes up with chemicals to taste like this?

Even weirder -- I just found (Using Google) jelly beans that taste like Boogers and throw-up.

What sick son of a human volunteered to taste test that one?

"Ummm . . . boss . . . I think it needs a little more booger flavor"

I'll just keep drinking my S'Mores coffee until the booger creamer comes out.

I think I found out who the taste-testers are!



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Josh Sharrow

Sharrow is the Sales Manager, columnist, writer, coffee maker for O.J. Advertising and an on-air personality for 98 KCQ.

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