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The Hot Chick at The Cupcake Store Profiled Me

September 5, 2011       4 Comments
By: Josh Sharrow

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While at a mall recently, this extremely attractive woman working at the food court kept smiling at me.

I'm happily married, but the thought of an attractive girl, at a food court, smiling at me is still a bit of an ego boost.

I walked through the food court a few more times, on my way to different stores, of course.

She kept smiling.

Then I realized that the attractive girl worked at a CUPCAKE STORE!

She has been hired to be a profiler.

I guarantee . . . in her job description . . . it says: "Employee will smile at every fat man that walks by cupcake store".

This is absolutely unacceptable, but kind of cool all at the same time.

I'll show her.

I don't even like cupcakes

That's a lie.

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jujumccool says:       On September 01, 2011 at 04:29 PM lol, I LOVE YOUR COLUMNS ... even if its the second time I hear it, its still makes me lmao !!!!!!!

sillykelly2000 Says:       On September 08, 2011 at 11:41 AM She smiled at me too!..(LOL)

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Josh Sharrow
Sharrow is the Sales Manager, columnist, writer, coffee maker for O.J. Advertising and an on-air personality for 98 KCQ. More from Josh Sharrow

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